the fountain of youth
labias:
“LMAOOOOOO
”
barebackinq:
“Lucky 7 cow reblog for good luck
”
ssansy:
“ wheresanegg:
“old iOS looks like how dj got us fallin’ in love by usher sounds
”
i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense
”

normalregularguy:

skwhy:

hacash:

reygf:

me when a girl refers to her “partner”: 👀
me when i find out she was talking about her boyfriend with a beard: 😴

bi women when the lesbian you were talking to suddenly devalues you for dating a guy: 

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woman finding out the lesbian shes talking to assumes her nb partner is a man:

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Originally posted by danks-gif

tony hawk landing the 1st ever 900 seen at the x games in 1999:

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(via labias)

USA stands for United Stans of Ariana Grande

(via labias)

femmetwink:

Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me:

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paper-mario-wiki:

ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS BUT IF SHE

disrespects workers in the service industry for no valid reason

THEN SHES A THOT

(via labias)