me when a girl refers to her “partner”: 👀
me when i find out she was talking about her boyfriend with a beard: 😴bi women when the lesbian you were talking to suddenly devalues you for dating a guy:
woman finding out the lesbian shes talking to assumes her nb partner is a man:
tony hawk landing the 1st ever 900 seen at the x games in 1999:
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Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*
Me:
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ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS BUT IF SHE
disrespects workers in the service industry for no valid reason
THEN SHES A THOT
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